a slight call afar is tempting me

About me: Writer. Slightly obsessive fanperson. Occasional liveblogger. Repulsed andro-sapioromantic asexual. Coulro-, aqua-, and acrophobe. Geek. Begrudging American. Able to get drunk on carrots. "Closet liturgist", in the words of my braintwin.
Gender: Schrödinger's gender, or gendercat, if you wish. No pronoun preference.
Age: Eighteen.

I enjoy nattering about my novel, DEL., which enjoys being read by Real People. And for non-novel things, if you're interested, here is my tag for just... writing.
Also, I have a tendency to natter at/get into extended conversations with the braintwin mentioned above. They may will get silly. And they might annoy you. The end.

I just really like Edmund, okay?

Dec 9

kittyolsen:

waitressingwonder:

chlorinesea:

Robot Wasteland: Wanna get real scared?

databat:

fishtea:

teira-chan:

geijon:

lilmissmarshmallow:

fy0ra:

1. Google “My OC, (your name )”.
2. Read about your escapades as Mary Sues and your romances with anime characters.
3. Cry yourself to sleep.

it is supposed to be my OC Caspian, when he was like.. 10 maybe

… This ten year old is like eight feet tall.

Oh god what, there’s more. Oh god.

aaaaaaugh

….Okayyyy…..

Name - Ava Greenwood
Species - Magical talking tree stump
Gender - Female
Age - 18
Occupation - Combat Medic/Woo Foo Knight in Training
Weapon - Medigun
Relationships - Yin (friendship), Yang (distrust), Yo (distrust), Willow (trust), Jobeaux (affinity), Lena (affinity), Coop (ambivalence), Neil (affinity), KIRBO (trust), Phil (friendship), Professor Oblivion (friendship), Professor $1.99 (ambivalence), and Carl (ambivalence)
Bio - Known as the long lost daughter Hal Greenwood, Ava had inherited her blue leaves from Amandine, her real mother, which made her a very special person in the family due to her high amounts of intuition. Her mother contracted an advanced case of anthracnose where she withered brutally and died when she was merely four; that was the first time she witnessed death. Things got worse when she turned six the day the war reached home and had her seperated from her father for twelve years; during that time, Ava saw the world as it is and nearly lost hope until she got taken in by a blue parrot name Professor Oblivion as her sister until she turned eighteen when she was reunited with her family. That was only when they had gained infamy during the events from “Yin Yang…Who?” two years ago; to add insult to injury, she learned the abuse that Dave had put up with Yang before. The locket around her neck is a Purple Heart medal converted to store a picture of her father conviently; still she wears it to that day…

Fucking kill me, I’m a Magical Talking Tree Stump.

Kill me.

From here.

Apparently she can control the elements and her sword has a “female spirit” inside of it.

…right.

…There is absolutely no information about this on the page. All I know is that one of the things pictured is named Tiberius.


  1. yeaimdamnamazing reblogged this from ultimabeam
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  3. eve-requiem reblogged this from makiiu and added:
    Pfft more often than not I get something along the lines of ‘christmas eve’ etc etc.
  4. makiiu reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    WHY ARE ALL THE MICA OC’S ANIMALS SOB THERE’S A MICA THE PENGUIN MICA, A VERY CALM AND MOTHERLY WOLF SNOW LEOPARD,...
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  6. cosmiccastaway reblogged this from a-short-history-of-nothing and added:
    Why did anyone come up with this idea. I have a name that is hugely likely to be used as an OC’s name. FUCK
  7. a-short-history-of-nothing reblogged this from weebstories
  8. scienceandrollerskates reblogged this from chicagoted and added:
    Okay, so: The two first have pink hair. The third is… FUCK SHIT BALLS...TWILIGHT. There’s...
  9. icey-doodles reblogged this from emiggax and added:
    Thats actually not to bad c:
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  11. ubercat reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    that isn’t very common, so I thought I would be safe. So wrong. So very, very wrong…:(
  12. fritata reblogged this from rileykitty
  13. rileykitty reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    hahaha this is hilarious...uncomfortable at the same time. -Harry Potter OC who is a...
  14. ofdreamsanddoodles reblogged this from parachuter and added:
    I’m a bakugan battle brawler! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Why is she hugging that guy? Ah, now this...
  15. url-goes-here reblogged this from aqueousescapist and added:
    I didn’t find anything mentally scarring. I feel cheated.
  16. creamchu reblogged this from aqueousescapist and added:
    I’m not going to sleep tonight ._.
  17. aqueousescapist reblogged this from aradiamegid0 and added:
    Guys? Guys don’t do this, okay? You will be scarred for life. I know I have been. I didn’t realize so many people took...
  18. yolo-tier reblogged this from aradiamegid0 and added:
    no one has my full name skyleray so i typed in my nick name skyler and a shitty sonic fan-character came up welp
  19. aradiamegid0 reblogged this from parachuter and added:
    I got a shitty bleach OC ahahahahaha
  20. parachuter reblogged this from jazzehful and added:
    Oh lord no. Of course I need to get the worst of the bunch considering I don’t have the ‘regular’ spelling of my name....
  21. jazzehful reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    I am actually pretty terrified because there is one OC that looks exactly like me what the motherfuck
  22. jeeswaggu reblogged this from weebstories
  23. madcapchickadee reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    actually this is extremely moe, if rather stereotypical i do so love my irish
  24. amateurcatalyst reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    I’m so happy I can’t find any bad...my name… But a bit sad that the worst Sue with my name...
  25. sirlady-zac reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    challenge accepted
  26. my-pleasant-good-morning reblogged this from emileridan
  27. myscene1 reblogged this from tadeles and added:
    “Elisa the ??? < still havent decided o_o; “ OMG kill me now
  28. simple-gnommish reblogged this from rainbowsparklekittens and added:
    I’m sad because my name is so weird it doesn’t have a ridiculous OC ;n;
  29. rainbowsparklekittens reblogged this from the-caits-meow and added:
    Apparently I am a Kangaroo-Dalmation OC (that was adopted like 3 times?) OH SNAP I AM ALSO A TWILIGHT OC o_o
  30. the-caits-meow reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    ”[your name] the Hedehog”. As for me, if you want to use spelling variants of my name, well… And here’s Allyson the...
  31. theangelickitten reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    Casilda, the fraccion of Nnoitra. She’s friends...Harribel, Tesla, and *xxPixel-Puffzxx OC...
  32. mystifyze reblogged this from weebstories and added:
    Winx OC Jessica,the fairy of darkness,in her Believix - The Winx …” i—
  33. edgarnight reblogged this from kittyolsen and added:
    …There is absolutely no information about this on the page. All I know is that one of the things pictured is named...
  34. kittyolsen reblogged this from benditlikebeifong and added:
    From here. Apparently she can control the elements and her sword has a “female spirit” inside of it. …right.
  35. benditlikebeifong reblogged this from chlorinesea and added:
    ….Okayyyy….....Fucking kill me, I’m a Magical Talking Tree Stump. Kill me.
  36. code-sumeragi reblogged this from 4eyedblonde
  37. magnicida reblogged this from weebstories